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KRACK SNARKING

( 1 ) New Song Snark
Choufleurrr - it'll be you and I...
Beatlelover - up in the sky - eating cherry pie - getting a sty
Eejay - on the fly - watching with my eye
Beatlelover - saying buh-bye
MG448 - You and I (Chorus)
Beatlelover - and the forest will give us the ansuh
Choufleurrr - It'll be snot and phlegm / All o - over theeem
Beatlelover - you're not going to win a grammy with that, CF
Choufleurrr - Beatle, the song is inherently undeserving of a grammy. I can't make it much worse.
Eejay - trees - knees - sneeze - pleeze - bees - wheeze - seize - fleas - JEEZ!!!!
Beatlelover - It'll be Aunt Louise eating string cheese and Forest Gump is the answer

( 2 ) - Original Songs Snark
PhanTim - I'm up to the part where only 2 people sing originals.
fortune4me - PT, you'll love that one. Watch Ty! He's the talent! BWAH.
PhanTim - f4me, I absolutely adore Ty, he is such a riot
fortune4me - Yes, PT, and so not roit.
PhanTim - He is so caught up in himself that he doesn't have a clue
Choufleurrr - RS:I would have been a deadly dull show without JD, but Ty certainly adds to it as well.
SleepinIn - Ty did bring a certain something to it.
PhanTim - Chou, RS:I would have been dull without Ty and Mig
SleepinIn - How could we live without the snark?
PhanTim - "I get to show them my writing chops, my arranging chops, my producing chops...." he had every kind of chop down except pork chops!
SleepinIn - He was very into the chops and creating the next "Let it Be" or "Yesterday"
Choufleurrr - Big Head chops
PhanTim - I think in the end that is what sunk him, I mean, Deanna's song wasn't that bad, but it wasn't an INXS song …and then there was Stop/Go. So he really showed them what he was capable of writing....and it wasn't Pretty Vegas
SleepinIn - I really liked Ty (stop laughing) but Stop/Go .. the horror.. the horror
Choufleurrr - Same with MiG. WTF was he thinking with his original. I wondered at the time whether he'd given up & decided to do "his" thing in hopes of catching the eye of, say, Celine Dion's manager.

(3) Song Writing Clinic Revisited
PhanTim - I just finished watching the song writing clinic
Choufleurrr - ooh PhanTim, I looooove that episode!
fortune4me - PT, what did you think?
PhanTim - There were some pissed looking people when JD sang Pretty Vegas!
Cancon – Like Ty?
PhanTim - Marty and Mig looked sick.
fortune4me - PT, Mahty didn't like that one bit. He knew it was too good for him to compete with.
Choufleurrr - Strangely though, I don't think it's sick with fear - I think they're just pissed.
PhanTim - f4me, I think they all knew they had just lost the competition
fortune4me - PT, they had!
Choufleurrr - Do you really think the people who created StopGo would recognize a good song when they heard it??
Cancon - They were just pissed off JD was getting the spotlight
Choufleurrr - No, I think they were pissed because JD was "rewarded" for "bad behavior" (their view, not mine)
fortune4me - PT, I always thought that Marty knew the song was great to begin with that's why he tried to stifle it and chose Jordis' Piece of . .
PhanTim - Chou, I loved Ty's reaction to Stop Go, he was like a little puppy who had just learned to pee on the newspaper.
deeceegee - Only the Beatles could have written a better song than Ty in his opinion
PhanTim - lol, dcg, I loved it when he said that
fortune4me - DCG, that was the funniest thing ever. Ty was clueless
Callalily - Yeah, Ty thinks a lot of himself
Eejay - You don't like Stop Go CF? I think it has a certain -- um, red and green light quality about it.
Choufleurrr - See, I don't think Ty & MiG got that PV was better than the Electric Company. I do think Marty heard enough to be scared.
fortune4me - CF, you could be right. I might be giving Marty too much credit.
PhanTim - I liked that Ty just didn't get that stop/go was a truly horrible song and the looks on the BINX faces at dinner when Ty started singing it. I will love Tim forever for calling it corny
Cancon - Take a vote from memory which BINXS did the best job of maintaining composure during the song.
drummergrl7 - Who was the one who called it corny? I remember that part but forget who said that.
PhanTim - Ty and a couple of them started singing it and the BINX kind of laughed and then Tim said it but he was talking low so they captioned him
Choufleurrr - Kirk was sort of inscrutable all the way through that episode. He had a smirk every time the camera hit him.
Choufleurrr - PhanTim, who was he talking to?
fortune4me - Poor Andrew had to hear it on first impression. The others were at least warned about Stop/Go
PhanTim - I loved Andrew and PPoD's faces
Choufleurrr - Poor Andrew, smiling into his beard with his head tilted.
fortune4me - PPoD gained a little respect from me when he said it had an electric company feel to it.
PhanTim - I liked PPoD's response in the "interview" when he was just talking to the camera and he said that Ty's song was (pause) “interesting.”
fortune4me - And by “interesting” he meant anything but exciting.
Choufleurrr - That's the true brilliance of StopGo. It's not just trite/dull/uninteresting, it's rivetingly bad.
Choufleurrr - Mordis' song wouldn't stick in my head like an eartapeworm
PhanTim -True, Chou, it was kind of an in one ear out the other song
Choufleurrr - partly just because it's so indistinct. Nothing as horrific as Stop Goooooooooo but... well, nothing.
PhanTim - The harmonies on Stop/Go were good......bwah
Choufleurrr - The harmonies in Stop/Go were like Marty's cowritten song w/Andrew - technically correct BUT....
fortune4me - PT, I think Stop/Go could be good. If you were about 12 sheets to the wind and almost deaf.
Ember2 - And if Stop Go hadn't been done to an INXS bed track
Cancon - Wasn't Ty almost working on a not bad train of thought until he got this Stop Go in his head
PhanTim -After listening to Stop/Go I have a feeling if JD had written a Celine Dion type song Andrew would have loved it
Cancon - Who helped Deanna write that beautifufl song
Choufleurrr - I think Andrew went home after that 1st songwriting episode and threw up. Panic time - THAT's what we could turn into if we hire one of these dimbulbs??
drummergrl7 - hahaha PhanTim! Have to agree with you on that one! Stop/Go was awful!
fortune4me - PT, anything would have been okay after the sin of S/G
PhanTim - lol, Chou, he probably went out and got drunk for sure
Cancon - That was team efforts, they really should have done individual excercise earlier in the process I believe
fortune4me - CF, I think some people were mentally crossed off the list after S/G.
Choufleurrr - That songwriting episode was make or break for the entire group of rawkers.
PhanTim - I also liked how Ty said on the next episode that he was his best naked, with water dripping from him....made me throw up in my mouth a little bit
fortune4me - PT, the image. I feel sick! I hope to never ever see Ty at his best.
PhanTim - It's ok, Suzie, you can just get drunk again.
I would love to have heard more of that song JD was working on when they thought they had to do originals.
PhanTim - PV is just such a good song

(4) More About The Songs
PhanTim - Oh, poor Deanna, thinking the only way her song will tank is if she messes it up. Ty worked on it with you Deanna, it was sunk before it began.
fortune4me - PT, I told you to watch the genius at work. Ty, the next Bach.
PhanTim - Why did TY think that bringing more soul to the competition would help him win?
Choufleurrr - Trying to stand out?
PhanTim - He stood out alright
fortune4me - Like a sore thumb, he did.
Choufleurrr - Don't you get the feeling that even after embarrassing himself with "uh... I only know Kick", he STILL never really listened to any INXS?
PhanTim - Just watching him murder ‘Proud Mary’.
Choufleurrr - I think he listened to JD talk about INXS and had the vague idea they were somehow funky, so maybe that would appeal.
PhanTim - Ty's got that little ‘wagging his puppy dog tail’ thing going. Ooo, Mig is next, don't know if I can watch that!
drummergrl7 - lol PT what song?
PhanTim - It's about his experiences in the house. It's called ‘Do or Die’.
Kari - It's funny when Mig is singing What You Need and he rips his shirt and Tim laughs at him!!
PhanTim - Geez, what's with everyone in that house that they have to write about there experiences there?
drummergrl7 - I know PT I didn’t get that at all.
Choufleurrr – ‘Do or Die’. ‘Paint it Black’. Just so... not roit.
PhanTim - Good Lord, what has he got up the front of his pants? Safety pins?
JDIMH - I find it funny he sang ‘live and let die’.. then wrote one called do and die
Kari - Oooh! are you one the episode where he wears THE outfit? lol
Saxqueen - Paint it light mauve.
PhanTim - Great, another song that just sounds exactly like Andrew and Michael wrote it.....*rollseyes*
Choufleurrr - Paint it in Spring Fashion Colors
drummergrl7 - That would have been way more appropriate
PhanTim - Next, Marty and ‘I Alone’...nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Marty, Marty, Marty, you started out so well....*shakes head*
Choufleurrr -Song selection was smart, but he didn't do them justice.
PhanTim - During the quiet part he was quiet good but he loses his pitch when he starts the screaming part.
Kari - Ooh! this is a good Jon talkback! Then people boo Jon!! pfft - the nerve!
PhanTim - Ooo, ppod just gave Marty a tongue bath! The audience just booed the BINX for telling Marty the truth Harumph!
PhanTim - Jordis really didn't do Dream On well at all
Choufleurrr - PhanTim, I agree. Not just the high note either. By that point she was already in smiley-ineffectual mode & would never really recover.
fortune4me - PT, Dream on was when the Jordis ship hit the iceburg and started sinking.
Kari - I love watching the band's reaction while Jordis does Dream On! I love when Jon starts laughing when she is trying to hit the high notes – BWAH!
SleepinIn - Jordis.. *sigh* she couldn't pull it back up after that
fortune4me - Kari, they were in pain hearing it.
Choufleurrr- Isn't there another good PPoD moment during Dream On?
PhanTim - But I did love JD's Cold as Ice *swoon*
SleepinIn - PT - so agree.. that was so hot! He was looking fierce!
fortune4me - Cold as Ice was anything but COLD if you know what I mean.
Kari - JD is the only one smart enough to never admit to mistakes - like when PPoD asked him if he messed up during parts or if it was just his interpretation of whatever - did PPoD really expect JD to come out and say, "Yeah, I messed up" - even though the other rockers would confess to messing up - dumb!!
PhanTim - JD, the voice of reason, (sorry, watching crack still)
SleepinIn - What was he reasoning about?
PhanTim - SI, about Deanna taking the INXS comments too personally
PhanTim - ppod misses the scary conductor.
SleepinIn - PT - he really took all of their advice (even the advice they gave to others)
PhanTim - yes he did, unlike Marty.

(5) More Snarky on Mig and Marty
PhanTim - Ty singing WYN is just wrong.
SleepinIn - Very wrong - or not roit
PhanTim - Ooo, puke Ty
AbsorbingAll - There were only 2 songs that I liked that Ty did and that was not one of them......
SleepinIn - I liked Ty's singing voice.. but didn't like him singing *any* INXS
PhanTim - "maybe people will see that I should be the lead singer for INXS" *barf*
AbsorbingAll - Have you seen him do Maggie Mae yet PT????? bwahhh
PhanTim - I did, AA, sad indeed.
SleepinIn - I liked JD's comment. "He will make a great lead singer for some other band"
Wildflower - You mean Mary Mae, don't you AA?
AbsorbingAll - Ooops, yep WF..........Mary Mae!!!!
fortune4me - PT, that was painful to watch.
PhanTim - there were so many songs that Ty just didn't understand at all
AbsorbingAll - I thought Ty had a good voice but I just didn't like how his stage persona interpreted them. Only the 2 slow songs I could relate to.
PhanTim - Ty's voice was good for some songs but others he just relied too heavily on his theatre background to push them through.
PhanTim - I heard No Woman No Cry today, the original version, and it only emphasized how Ty did not do that song justice.
PhanTim - Ooo, Marty is in the bottom 3.
SleepinIn - I really liked Ty's version of NWNC but it could be just that JD was so into it.
PhanTim - Marty is singing Don't Change....badly
AbsorbingAll - Yeah SI, NWNC I liked and the other slow one he did..........I'm in a brain fog tonight, my memory is on Mars somewhere.
AbsorbingAll - We are talking about TY and his singing, etc.
fortune4me - And his soul and his bitchface.
AbsorbingAll - And his tongue..............
SleepinIn - and his chops.
PhanTim - Ugh, Marty just stole JD's reason for being a singer/songwriter,
AbsorbingAll - And how roight he was for INXS
fortune4me - But you know he's best naked
SleepinIn - What did he say PT?
AbsorbingAll - wet naked.........F4me
PhanTim - He just said that he bought INXS's greatest hits so he could learn to be a songwriter.
fortune4me - Ha ha ha ha ha. And he couldn't even recognize that PV was an INXS song!

Age and Sex
Saxqueen - What gets to me most is the difference between men and women in sex drives. What a cosmic joke, we want it more when we're older just when the guys are looking at the hot 20 year olds!
MG448 - We should be looking for the hot 20 year olds.
secretagentgirl67 - yep, 26-28
(she was speaking of TX concert dates but it sure fit in!)
MG448 - You can look for hot twenty year olds, SAG!
Saxqueen - Why only SAG may I ask?
MG448 - She's at the concerts, SQ. 26-28
secretagentgirl67 - lol MG, I actually prefer my men older, always have
fortune4me - Older, younger, what's the difference. Just so long as they do what they're told.
Ember2 - I like older men too. Someone I don't have to explain things to.
secretagentgirl67 – That’s it exactly ember. f4me, that works too
Saxqueen - It would be good to be a teacher sometimes I have never experienced that
Ember2 - I don't want to have to teach them what to do. It would take too long
Saxqueen - I haven't experienced that Ember...but how long is too long?
Ember2 - I want to get right to the multiple orgasms
MG448 - They should be able to tie their shoe laces at the very least.
fortune4me - No teaching. That wouldn't be much fun!
Saxqueen - I think it could be fun if done the right way, but that does sound good Ember.
MG448 - Orgasms are always fun.
Ember2 - Multple orgasms all around
fortune4me - The CCO variety!
MG448 - Always! We like our chocolate!
Ember2 - Absolutley f4me! CCO multiple orgasms
Saxqueen - Sex and chocolate what could be better! I will have to settle for chocolate tonight
MG448 - Moi aussi.
Ember2 - I really should keep some dark chocolate in the house for emergencies
MG448 - fondue?
fortune4me - With Strawberries.

Security Guards
Callalily -They were so nice at Avery Fisher, I was shocked at how mean they were at RCMH!
Ember2 - I don't know why they had such a problem because Tony told them we could all stand there. And there were only 6 of us. And we were very respectful. The only time we touched the band was when Kirk asked us to hold onto his leg because he was falling over. That was when he was getting ready for the sax sex in Taste It.
Callalily - I know, but NY'ers haver a "rude" rep.
Cancon - It varies from venue to venue, and even event by event at the same venue. For example, PT went to Pearl Jam at ACC three nights before INXS. They would not let anyone move up front but they didn’t care about photos.
Callalily - I guess I should have been surprised by how lax they were at AF.
JDIMH - Inzane knows all about each venue having their own security. (ACC)
Ember2 - In Kitchener they didn't even bother checking if you had a floor ticket when you entered that area. It resulted in about 70 people standing in front of the stage when there were only 40 seats in the front row. I told the bitches who had invaded my space they better back the f--k away from me or pay the price. They did.
Inzane - Strip search, cavity search, just the usual.
JDIMH - At the ACC, they didnt even know about the M&G.
Cancon - At ACC they let people move up during the first song, pissed me off a little but..
Saxqueen- Did they pay the price or move away, Ember?
Ember2 - Oh, they moved away pretty damn quickly.
Cancon - That is what happened in ACC during INXS, the skanks were behind us, getting into an argument with even PT. Impeded my dancing room, and the skanks were trying to take PT's place at the rail/barrier. Then I would have gotten into a fight.
SassyKathy - Did you have problems with someone at ACC cancon? I was behind you a few rows, I must have missed it!
Cancon - Yeah these 2 skanks who were clearly JD groupies.
JDIMH - Cancon, it was great from my seat at ACC, I could see all of you at the barriers between Stabilo and INXS.
Ember2 - I wasn't going to have my last front row experience this year compromised. In Fredericton I got pushed out of the way and ended up about 3 seats over from where my seat was, and I wasn't going to put up with that again.
Cancon - They got into a fight with the guy beside us, then when PT tried to calm down the situation this chick kept telling PT to shut up, over and over again. They had tried to move into our space at the front but no way jose! They moved down and were bugging Emu Farmer and B4beth. two blonde skanks who didn't know any of the music, didn't sing, didn't dance.

Those Humorless Canadians
Saxqueen - Did you know that you are not allowed to smile on Canadian passport pics? Cancon - My passport is about to expire so I haven't got the mug shot yet
SleepinIn - I have to get a passport too - *sigh*
Cancon - I still have a smile on mine
fortune4me - No smile! That would make for one strange picture.
Saxqueen - That dreaded smile. My 11 year old looks like a juvenile delinquent on his passport photo
Callalily - No smiling? how unfriendly
Cancon – Hey, I can do the fake Hollywood smile as good as anyone! Well, a smile does really change your facial features
SleepinIn - Everyone is going to think Canadians are humourless
Cancon - They should have one with a smile and one without maybe
SleepinIn - We are legislated not to smile.
Saxqueen - Only in Canada eh?
This Is The Show - When you think about it...how many actually smile when going through customs?
Cancon - Most people look nervous I'll bet.
This Is The Show - After long flights..I definitely do not smile.

Adan is Updated
Cancon - Where were you when you found out JD slipped in Saskatoon?
The Saskatoon Slip.
FrankenAdan - I think I was here.
fortune4me - The shot heard round the world. The JD slip.
FrankenAdan - So, any news on that slip?
Cancon - No change he still slipped as best we can ascertain
Eejay - We are hoping that the rest of the Binxes will contribute sexy moves to make up for what JD can't do
Saxqueen - Especially Kirk eejay
FrankenAdan - I think that's entirely fair eejay
Eejay - Some of us want Kirk and Tim to take over.... some of us want Garry....
Cancon - Maybe someone can try to pull Kirk's purple pants off
Eejay - Some of us want Jon to strip off his shirt.
FrankenAdan - pulling kirk's muscle?
Cancon - Oh yeah, Topless Jon! Muscles rippling as he beats the crap out of those drums!
eejay - ooohhh! muscles rippling..... beating the crap out of the drums..... ooohhh!
Eejay - Some of us want Andrew to show us what he can do......
FrankenAdan - SARONG!!! Sorry. Got excited.
Cancon - what Adan Andrew in a Sarong?
FrankenAdan - I wouldn't mind Andrew in a sarong. I loves him.
secretagentgirl67 - Hi Adan, I put in the vote for Gaz to do the mic sex in his sarong!
PhanTim - If Tim takes over the mic sex, will he put handcuffs on Ms. Mic Stand first?
Cancon - Pink fluffy handcuffs.

BSC Flu
Wildflower - I was trying to explain the BSC a bit to someone I work with, but I don't think I succeeded. Ya just have to feel it to understand
Ember2 - Absolultely WF. Those not afflicted don't get it.
fortune4me - WF, the non BSC will never get it.
Wildflower - So I guess it's not contagious, anyway. The Binx flu
This Is The Show - But apparently it can be hereditary
Ember2 - Get them in the right place and it can be WF. My sister was really impressed at the Ottawa show earlier this month. Her first INXS gig. I caught her humming Devil's Party the other day.
fortune4me - Ember, good! The more that start to get it the better.
Wildflower - Full-contact exposure might do it.

Finalizing the Plans for the Krack Fest
(Still in May threads, catching up)
fortune4me - So have we decided when to begin our Cyber Krack fest so we can see Mahty in all his glory?
PhanTim - I think we should do the Krackfest on Wed May 31st. Put a big banner across the front of OB to let everyone know
fortune4me - Wednesday is good for me, PT. What time?
Eejay - PT - Starting at the beginning, right?
PhanTim - eejay, I think so, it wouldn't be fair to leave Wil and Neal out of the snark. Oh, and Dana. And her famous screech.
JDIMH - OH NO! wednesday is like two days away.. i must search for my Krack.
Callalily - Cyber Krack fest? details, please
fortune4me - Calla, PT had an idea for watching the crack at the same time and talking about it here sort of in real time.
Callalily - Oh, that sounds fun
Saxqueen - So no snark on Mig this time?
Eejay - Good! We'll be able to put some snark in the snark thread!
JDIMH - Did someone say MiG?? *ears perk up*
PhanTim - SQ, are you trying to kill me? No snark on Mig?
Saxqueen - Obviously I am PT
Choufleurrr - WTF! _yes_ snark on Mig!
Offtherock - I'll be in Vancouver on Wednesday. Rats, I'll miss the crackfest. I'd love to watch it with someone other than my Suzie loving 10 year old.
JDIMH - Shall i bring out the MiG?...All this talk of him is urging me to…..
Callalily - We must snark on Mig
PhanTim - OTR, you want to watch it with a Suzie-loving 52 yr. old? (me)
Eejay - Maybe we shouldn't start it until around 10? So some west coasters can get in on it?
fortune4me - eejay, sounds good to me. Miggles the clown. On display at the local Ripley's Believe it or Not. How's that for Mig snark!
Ember2 - Please don't make me do the mangina pants. I don't think I can stomach that again.
FrankenAdan - I was fine with it until you used the word "mangina"
PhanTim - lol, Ember, I forgot about those
Offtherock - Will you watch one a week or all at once? PT, if you bring the wine, you're on.
Choufleurrr - We can't possibly watch all at once! Ack!
fortune4me - OTR, we thought we'd just watch an hour at a time.
PhanTim - No not all at once, but one a week sounds reasonalbe or as f4me says, an hour at a time.
Cris - So if it's at 10 does that mean 7:00 pacific time
Eejay - yep
Offtherock - That's good actually. Then I won't be tempted to watch Etalk Daily ever again.
PhanTim - *gonna snark on Miggy, gonna snark on Miggy*
JDIMH - PT. Shhh
PhanTim - I think we should start at the beginning'
fortune4me - Ember, let's star with episode one. American woman
Ember2 - Hair f--cking is a good place to start!
fortune4me - We think so too, Ember.
Dreamer - eejay and PT, That sounds like Fun! Thanks, I was wondering - I will be here to watch and snark, lol Are we to watch first, or snark together while watching?
Eejay - I think the set up is to watch together and snark as we go, Dreamer! Is that right PT?
PhanTim – Yes.

Giving Gifts
Inzane - I think JD is impulsive and the gift give away doesn't mean he didn't appreciate it.
fortune4me - Word, inzane. Material things aren't important to him. The thought was important to him.
PhanTim – I agree, I don’t think JD really cares about material things.
Cancon - I think when you give a gift you can't have expectations as to what that person does with it
Eejay - A person I respect said if you are going to give something away, give something you love, for it to be treasured. (Hey, I didn't say it!)
FrankenAdan - I don't think that he dislikes the stuff he gives away. I think he appreciates it, and that should mean more. Damn, eejay said it better.
Cancon - Lesson learned - don't spend a lot of money on JD or BINXS. But JD does seem to take great joy in giving others presents.
Inzane - I just think he lives in the moment and doesn't think through the consequences.
Eejay – You got it, inzane!
FrankenAdan - I can see both sides of it.
Saxqueen - He was given so many gifts though!
FrankenAdan - He really does just live in the moment, it seems.
Eejay - He's been living out of one suitcase for so long, he just doesn't get attached to anything but what he needs to survive. If I give a gift to someone -- I make sure I take off all the ties first. A gift is given -- it no longer belongs to me.
Callalily - I think that's the spirit in which to give him a gift
PhanTim - eejay, I agree about the giving. I just don't see the point in giving gifts to celebrities, they can get or already have everything they want.

Inzane Wants To Do Dallas
MG448 - Were you looking for front row tix, Inzane?
Saxqueen - The rhetorical question of the night MG. When is Inzane NOT looking for front row?
Inzane - Yes - or within first three rows.
MG448 – I noticed one 3rd row for $135
PhanTim - MG, don't enable him!
MG448 - Sorry.
Inzane - ENABLE ME! WHERE?
MG448 - I'll get back to you. One sec.
Inzane - I'm too sexy for my cat ...
Inzane - Too sexy for my shirt
Inzane - Too sexy
Saxqueen - *sings along*
Inzane - Too delusional
Inzane - Too ticketless
MG448 - Third row RIGHT CENTER SECOND SECTION
Ember2 - Sorry Zane, I can't find where I saw the tickets. I'll drop you a line if I find it.
Inzane - Wrong link - thats the first row mezzanine link.
MG448 - Sorry.
Inzane - BITING NAILS!
Inzane - TOENAILS
Inzane - CAT'S TOENAILS
Ember2 - Are we making a witches brew Zane?
Saxqueen - Leave the cat alone Inzane!
PhanTim - My cats would take off my head if I tried to chew their toenails
Saxqueen - Inzane is biting his cat's toenails
Eejay - We're trying to help inzane find tickets for a show. Any show will do as long as it's INXS. but Front Row is best.
Inzane - No, must be Dallas
Eejay - Sorry. Must be Dallas. Inzane always still needs tickets
MG448 - SEC: 103 ROW: F $230 same link.
Saxqueen - Inzane does Dallas. I just like typing that.
NotEnoughTime - Inzane still needs tickets?
PhanTim - Well, since Tim tweaked Inzane's nipple you would think he could just call Tim up for a favour
This Is The Show - Inzane...does Sooner know yet?
Inzane - Yeah, she found out right before she logged off
MG448 - Inzane does Sooner? What you talkin' about TITS?
PhanTim - Inzane does Sooner? *perks up*
tona155 - Zane, just saw your good news on TX
PhanTim – Inzane’s doing Dallas (cheerleaders)
Inzane - Thanks - I'm excited. And spastic. And BSC.
NotEnoughTime - at the same time????
Eejay - Always
tona155 - It's a natural state
eejay - It's part of Who We Are!
Inzane - I've bought from brokers before. I am hoping to come up with an ebay ticket instead. Patience is the key. And if not, I'll survive sitting further back, sobbing into my Canadian flag ....

Karaoke
This Is The Show - I only do one song in karaoke...Twist & Shout ...and I always get the audience to sing with me so nobody really hears how awful I am
Cancon - The idea with Karaoke is to get drunk and then who cares!
Ember2 - It was easier to do songs I already knew. And are slightly more obscure, so people wouldn't know if I screwed up.

Queen of The Names (But she didn’t beat the King)
Claired - Hey guys - I will probably be annoying as hell dropping in and out but wanted to say hello and see what was going on!
(another claired joined)
claired - Sorry folks - wireless connection in here is terrible!
Eejay - Your triplet just came in.
Eejay - And yet one more claired comes dancing in! The board was looking so sparse.... we needed a few claireds in here to brighten it up!
(claired joined)
(claired joined)
Eejay - By the way, claired, you are now sextuplets
claired - I know! Sory!
This Is The Show - The more Claireds the merrier
Eejay - We are hoping you'll break JDIMH's record. Kira, if you're there -- did Hero have 7 Heroes in the names column?
Kira - More like 12
Eejay - Go for it claired!
This Is The Show - I'm going to have to go before Claire sets the cloning record.
(claired joined)
(claired joined)
Eejay - Octet for claired. What do you call it when it reaches nine? I guess we can just call it a niner. and a tenner and an elevener and a twelver and with thirteen, we can then crown claired Queen of the Names!
(claired joined)
(claired joined)
Eejay - Claired -- you're now a tenner!
Claired - That's more than I have in the bank!
(claired joined)
Eejay - Elevens! Claired made elevens!
Claired - I am going to beat the little bugger if it kills me!
Eejay - I can't go yet when claired is so close to beating JDIMH's record!
Eejay - Two more, Claired!
(claired joined)
claired - *evil laugh*
Eejay - One More Claired! You can do it!
Claired - I have about 5 minutes before I have to shower,...
Eejay - Come on, claired! Just One More!
Claired - Damni! I have to get ready for work. The kid reigns... for now...

Snark Raises Its Head
Choufleurrr - You need to have the Marty Commune advice on this. They figured out alllll the logistics.
Saxqueen - How do you know what the Marty commune does, chou
Choufleurrr - that's what drove me off Snarkgasm. Do NOT call me a Martylover!
PhanTim - *sits on hands*
Choufleurrr - *sits on PhanTim*
Saxqueen - I was thinking of it chou
FrankenAdan - Chou loves Marty
Choufleurrr - *holds down puke*
FrankenAdan - Oh please, you knew I'd do it.
Choufleurrr - *quits holding it down*
Choufleurrr - *pukes on Adan*
Choufleurrr - *pukes on PhanTim*
Choufleurrr - *pukes on Saxqueen*
PhanTim - ewww, it's chunky!
Choufleurrr - *pukes some more*
FrankenAdan - *pukes on Choufleur*
Choufleurrr - can't be any worse than the indignities I've already suffered tonight
FrankenAdan - Awww. I sowwy Chouie.
Choufleurrr - OK, truce. But my throat hurts now.
Saxqueen - cleans up

Adan’s Meet And Greet
FrankenAdan - I'm thinking of emailing Sherry to get permission to use one of her pics to get signed at the M&G. I wasn't going to have them sign, but if it is between that or having to think of something to say... they're signing.
Eejay - I think she'd love to do it!
FrankenAdan - I think so too! I just have to decide.
Wildflower - Have you had a M&G before, Adan?
FrankenAdan - No, WF. I haven't. Not even thrilled about the one I do have!
SleepinIn - You will be thrilled after
FrankenAdan - Oh sure. I'm sure I'll feel better once I puke.
FrankenAdan - Kidding! I'll have a couple drinks beforehand so I won't remember making an idiot of myself

Guessing Games
Some Silken Moment - Adan has to guess who i am
Saxqueen - Interesting initials ssm
Some Silken Moment - Yes, aren't they? blame michael, though
Saxqueen - I'm still trying to guess
FrankenAdan - SSM? Huh. Serious S&M? Sad, sadistic Mutha?
fortune4me - Clues?
Saxqueen - ssm--same sex marriage
Callalily - I need a clue
Some Silken Moment - I'm a Garrem girl
Saxqueen - Like that narrows it down! For example when I rattle on about Kirk, everyone guess really quickly!
Some Silken Moment - Adan has had dinner with me before
Callalily - Ok, Adan, spill!
FrankenAdan - Carolyn?
Some Silken Moment - Yeehaw!
Callalily - That doesn't help me at all!
FrankenAdan - Yo, mama! What's up?
Some Silken Moment - Got high-speed internet, thats what
FrankenAdan - Adan, spill? Spill what Calla?
Callalily - I don't know who SSM is
Callalily - *sniff*
FrankenAdan - Calla, she stays in the Garrem.
Callalily - Oh, in the garrem. ok, got it!
Some Silken Moment - Calla, I am "Carolyn" from the "other" site. Adan and I live close together. And she loves me even when I spill chocolate and caramel on myself.
Eejay – (hint hint -- always check the Introduce Yourself Thread when you're wondering who people are......)
Choufleurrr - But of course. Makes you all the more delish.
Some Silken Moment - hehehehe
FrankenAdan- Mmmmm, caramel.
Some Silken Moment - But Chou, I don't want to be delish to Adan...I want GARRY to lick me.

Texas Fever
Mauigirl - I am doing the Texas Three step (the new and improved two step). Austin, Houston, Dallas here I come. Watch out!
Dreamer - Yeah Texas is my only hope right now! I really, really want to go! I only had the chance to go to the Jacksonville, FL on the last leg. I was hoping to see them again this leg. Especially since they may not be coming back this way for awhile! If for some reason I do get to go - I would love to meet up with you. That is so awesome, that you will be going to all 3 Texas Shows!! You will have a blast!
Mauigirl - I can't believe I actually bought the meet and greet. And a cruel twist of fate, they were my most expensive tickets and also happen to be my worst seats. Only 3rd row! (seat snob that I am) I have 2nd row center for Austin and Dallas. So close to front row, yet so FAR! wahhhh
Dreamer - How Great you will get to meet the band in Houston!!!
Cris - 3rd row the worst??? LOL!!! yea, after being front row, everything just pales in comparison. I understand mauigirl!
Mauigirl - Ya, I bought my mom’s ticket too since she is coming with me. I fear that she will embarrass the crap outa me. Of course she will, -maybe they will find it amusing and take pity on me, the sad pathetic groupie! LOL!
Dreamer - mauigirl, wow those are great seats! you will have am amazing time
Mauigirl - I was 3rd row in Vegas and it was FAN-f--kin-tastic..but after I have heard all these reports of how front row is THE PLACE to be, I am feeling a little inadequate!
Any thoughts on a good conversation starter at the M&G? Getting something signed? Something to say other than I love you...drooooooolllllll.....DUH!
Cris - Front row is the PLACE! However, in Louisville JD was giving the 2nd and 3rd rows a lot of love. Not much interaction with front row at that show that I can remember.
(Or maybe it was just me he was not looking at???)
mauigirl - I am obsessed at this point with checking on Ticketbastard and getting tix for that elusive front row ticket (and yes, I have even been stalking the scalper sites and ebay). Why, oh Why, can't I be satisfied without a front row??? I fear for those in front of me during the concerts. I may become crazay groupie girl and hurl myself to the front of the stage!
Cris - I've heard that it is a good idea to take something for them to sign that way you can chat with them a bit, otherwise they rush you through it.
Mauigirl - Ya, I know! I was thinking of having the band sign my Story to Story and having JD sign a special pic that I photoshopped of him over my husbands face at our wedding? Do you think that would be weird??
(I was just kidding about the wedding pic, folks … in case you are wondering about my sanity! LOL! )
mauigirl - I hope, that once in the presence of my fantasies (that I have obsessed over the last year or so) that a quiet calm will come over me and I will comport myself in a ladylike manner and say something witty and endearing...ya, AS IFFFFF....

A little Knowledge is Dangerous
fortune4me - Guess what?
secretagentgirl67 - what?
fortune4me - PT used one of the links I gave her and the SN chat works now.
secretagentgirl67 - Should I be scared?
secretagentgirl67 - Yes!!!!
fortune4me - I got a link for ember to try too. I think it will work
secretagentgirl67 - Awesome, now we just have to get Ember to work and we are aces!
I mean get it to work for Ember!

How INXSED Are You?
Eejay - It's good to belong to different INXS sites, actually. I belong to six at last count.
When Sensation is finished with our site, we will have the best!
PhanTim - I belong to 3 now
Ember2 - I'm at 6 too eejay.
Saxqueen - Counting my sites...4, I guess, no wait, 5.
Callalily - Are there 6 sites? OBINXS, RB, 448, .com, Switchboard...what am I missing?
Saxqueen - Snarkgasm? not just for INXS though
Eejay - Let's see -- I'm a member of OBINXS, F448, RB, INXS.com, HardstarINXS, INXS Switchboard, - I think that's it.
SleepinIn - There's Davesboas too
Callalily - I just realized that I am a member of all 5 that I listed-eep!
Saxqueen - You do have to get someone to vet you to get into that site
Eejay - You mean I can't make it number 7?
Eejay - Well I just signed up for Davesboa - number 7 - initial confirmation received, waiting board confirmation. She signed up here, turnabout is fair play.
Callalily - Oh, really? huh. I don't know anyone over there...
Saxqueen - You know eejay!
Callalily - eejay!
PhanTim - eejay!

How to Royally Tease An Eejay
inzane - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
eejay - I'm here gosh dang it!
inzane - Sent you something today eejay ..... wanna clue?
eejay - How come you let kira wrest the red away from you, inzane?
deeceegee - I wanna clue
inzane - Cause she is mean
eejay - yes I wanna clue!
deeceegee - Actually I want to know exactly
inzane - First clue: dry
eejay - hmmmm dry .. as opposed to wet?
inzane - Maybe. Or maybe like Vermouth. Oops, i said too much
eejay - oooooh! sounds like something nice, inzane!
deeceegee - in a non breakable package hopefully. - or tamper proof
inzane - Another clue?
eejay - yessss, pleasssse
inzane - Second clue: valuable
fortune4me - I love clues.
eejay - valuable..... hmmmm mentally or physically?
inzane - for me to know and you to find out ...
deeceegee - Inzane has a slowly revealing secret
Ember2 - A slowly revealing secret?
Kari - so far it's dry and valuable!
eejay - I will be contemplating and guessing and waiting......dcg will drive me nuts with guesses! Whatever it is, inzane, I will love it.
inzane - another clue?
eejay - I do like clues, inzane!
deeceegee - clues please
JDIMH - Clues to what?
inzane - About the size of a breadbox, but in a pancake sort of way
deeceegee - like a wrap?
inzane - Dammit SSM, you figured it out.
Some Silken Moment - I'm smart!
eejay - A flattened breadbox would be about...... 12" x 14" or thereabouts. hmmm
deeceegee - can you eat it?
inzane - Okay, take a guess eejay
eejay - flat - valuable - --is it connected to the BINX? (Wouldn't be a spork -- too big)
inzane - I'm sorry, you've had your three clues - no more clues
inzane - tonight, anyhow
eejay - Did you send it by snail mail? I might have to wait a very, very long time
deeceegee - Did you send it by pony express?
inzane - Yup, snaaaaaaiiiiillllll maaaaaiiiiilllll
deeceegee - Sounds like you are going to tease us for a few days
FrankenAdan - So, what's with the breadbox dealio?
eejay - oooh the agony of waiting!
deeceegee - Inzane ? ...
inzane - yes dcg
deeceegee - I just wanted to say bye now, because I'm never fast enough when you really leave
eejay - wait - wait - wait - flat and dry and valuable, roughly the size of a breadbox flattened -- could it be.....?
inzane - OOh, you read my mind. I will be going soon.
deeceegee - eejay, did he say valuable?
Kari - What is it eejay!!!
SleepinIn - What???
inzane - C'mon eej - take a guess
deeceegee - Are you sending an 8 x 10 glossy?
eejay - Yes he did, -- CAN I SEE IT AND READ IT????
eejay - AND TREASURE IT AND HOLD IT TO MY HEART?
inzane - Maybe - well, except the front of it cause there are all these scribbles on it. (Damn, she's good)
deeceegee - OMG!!! Really?
eejay - OH .. MY. GOD.....!!!
eejay - Did you send it by Brinks Truck?
deeceegee - YIKES!
eejay - Oh, inzane, what a beautiful thing to do!
deeceegee - by BINX truck eejay
inzane - Yeah, you know me - Mr. Wonderful. Blah
eejay - Yeah, you are.
Ember2 - You are Mr. Wonderful.
eejay - I feel like singing "I found a love I had lost......" or words to that effect.

Cat Tale
secretagentgirl67 – So - a funny story. I went out tonight after I got home from work to run some errands, when I left the cat was on my bed
deeceegee - and…..
secretagentgirl67 - Usually when I get home he meows at me and runs to the fridge for milk…
deeceegee - yes.....
secretagentgirl67 - So now I get in and no cat, can't find the damn thing anywhere
deeceegee - oh my!
secretagentgirl67 - I am crawling around on my hands and knees looking under the bed, in the closet, behind doors everywhere
deeceegee - and then….
secretagentgirl67 - So now I am thinking - did he get out somehow? so I check the windows to see if the screens are in place, they are…
This Is The Show - LOL @ DCG
secretagentgirl67 - So I start shaking his treat bag, nothing, I shake his favorite toy nothing
eejay - (that's how she pries information out of me)
deeceegee - hahaha
secretagentgirl67 - So now I am totally clueless
deeceegee - what next?
secretagentgirl67 - I went to pick up something off my reclining chair and I dropped it
deeceegee - ouch!
secretagentgirl67 - So I bend down to pick it up and what do I find but two glowing eyes
eejay - hiding?
SleepinIn - trapped...?
secretagentgirl67 - Yep, and he stayed there for over an hour
deeceegee - What was he hiding inside?
Eejay - He must have done something he thought was naughty
secretagentgirl67 - We had thunder and lightning here, I think he hid back there and fell asleep.
Deeceegee - Usually when cats hide like that they are just waiting to take a swat at your legs as you walk by

Future INXS Travel Plan
Ember2 - Too much? There's no such thing as too much INXS!
PhanTim - Ember, I agree
Ember2 - Invest in the Greyhound Discovery Pass and come with me next tour leg Hero. I went to NYC, to the Maritimes, back to Montreal, Ottawa, on to Toronto, London, Kitchener, back home, off to the Falls, and Cleveland, and it cost me about $530 CDN
PhanTim - That's good, Ember. Think of what the airfare would have cost
Eejay - Ember, I think next time we should organize a busload. What a great time we'd have! We might drive the bus driver nutso, though!
fortune4me - Ember, that's not a bad price for all that travel.
Ember2 - I don't want to even think about what the airfare would have cost PT. And we would have a great time on a bus eejay.
Eejay - I'm serious, here!
PhanTim - We could charter a bus
Eejay - Wouldn't that be a riot!
Ember2 - I'm sure we'd drive the driver looney. But it would be a total blast!
Eejay - We'd all have to have ipods or mp3's! Maybe we can hire a BINX-fan driver!
PhanTim - eejay, would a walkman do? lol
Eejay - sure, PT!
Deeceegee - Or a good old boom box! Ha! Or not.
Eejay - We have a whole year to get ready for a tour
PhanTim - I'm afraid I will be the last to jump on the ipod bandwagon
Ember2 - Boomboxes are good!
PhanTim - eejay, I hope we have less than that
Eejay - I can bring "Old Faithful" and blast out all the INXS I've taped! Needs a bunch of batteries, though!
Ember2 - I got a hybrid CD/MP3 player for my travels in February PT. It burns almost 500 songs on one CD. And plays regular CDs too. I got all my INXS and REM on one disc, and added some other songs too.
fortune4me - PT, I bought an ipod. Said I never would, but I did. Best thing I've done this year.
Deeceegee - It's a baby boom box, eejay. Not enough boom.
PhanTim - Too bad we couldn't bring a big screen tv and play the crack or videos. Can you imagine ‘Taste It’ with a busload of women?
Eejay - Can you play them on laptops?
Deeceegee - A lot of buses have tvs don't they?
Ember2 - Crack, music, and booze. Bring on the boas and we got a wild party!!
JDIMH - A busload of BSC women that is PT
Deeceegee - And you are invited too Hero! You can drive!
JDIMH - And well once I went on vacation and we had a minivan and one sister didn’t come with so we took one chair out and put in a tv, vcr and playstation.. so it IS possible.. just saying
JDIMH - Thanks DCG. - and I would! Even though you’d just be using me, cause no one else would drive you haha!
Deeceegee - You could drive us nuts!
JDIMH - Or Vice Versa
Deeceegee – teehee
Eejay - Bus Driver: "And now, ladies, we have an educational series of travel videos, describing the countryside...." Ember: "To hell with that! We brought our own stuff.! Shut up and drive!"
JDIMH - Eejay you know how to uhh.. be awesomely, wickedly cool.. woohoo, PARTAY!

Hero’s Guidelines
JDIMH - Drugs = Good ... or so I’m told.
PetuniaP - Just say no, jdimh
PhanTim - No, JDIMH, drugs bad!
JDIMH - What PT? Drugs stunt your growth too? I CANT DO ANYTHING.. no caffeine, no working out, no drugs, no....
PhanTim - JDIMH, no....they fried my brain, just think how smart I would be if I never took them....scary isn't it? ;^)
Eejay - Hero - no sex yet either
PetuniaP - jdimh...you can't work out either?
JDIMH - Nope, cause I’m really short and it stunts your growth
Eejay - Everything is a no right now.
JDIMH - Eejay, does that stunt your growth?
Inzane - Sex stunts your growth?
Eejay - yep. I'm 5'4"
FrankenAdan - It sure does, Inzane
Deeceegee - Yes it does, I'm only 5'3"
Ember2 - Sex does not stunt your growth. Sheesh.
JDIMH - Ember, my chief corrupter!
FrankenAdan - Uh-huh. And how tall are you Ember?
Cancon - smoking stunts your growth heightwise. Sex is actually very good for your health.
PetuniaP - I wouldn't know cancon
JDIMH - OOOOOOH, too much info Eejay . Haha, I’m gunna listen to cancon.
cancon - Only if you have unsafe sex
Cancon - well STDs can stunt a few things
Eejay - well, I wasn't into drugs.....
PetuniaP - so in short....drugs and working out stunts your growth but sex does not....so go have some sex people!
Inzane – Where? AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH

Rewatching the Krack: Left on the Cutting Floor
PhanTim - We don't know how much ass-kissing the others did because MB never showed us all of the bloody stuff
Ember2 - And we know how much got left out from our intrepid spoilers who were there.
FrankenAdan - And if there were people knocking the binx I want them tarred and feathered.
PhanTim - Well, we know some of what got left out
FrankenAdan - Butterflies don't clash with feathers, do they? And I hope the BINX know, seeing as how it was probably recorded
Eejay - I would love to be able to sit down with all of the rockers and have them given truth serum and then interrogate them. Who said what, when and where - and why.
PhanTim - I can totally see Ty dissing INXS's music but I would have a hard time believing Brandon would

Rewatching the Krack – MiG’s Dissy
Ember2 - And MiG, dude, you were talking about JD behind his back. At least have the balls to admit it.
fortune4me - Ember, did Mig have balls?
PhanTim - Ember, I so agree, that pissed me off about Mig, at least Brandon had the balls to speak

Rewatching the Krack: Snarkin’ On Suzie
Wildflower - It's probably just me, but I would love to know what pissed Suzie off so much about JD.
fortune4me - WF, I think Suzie had the hots for OB.
FrankenAdan - He didn't genuwhinely try to get into her panties.
Wildflower - Based on the crack, he was almost uniformly sweet to her
PhanTim - WF, I think it was the fact that he wouldn't play her games
Eejay - Maybe she made a pass at him and he turned her down!
Wildflower - Maybe!
SleepinIn - He was definitely sweet on her
PhanTim - He didn't understand why she cried over everything
fortune4me - Maybe the asscake didn't taste good.
SleepinIn - In the interviews even after the show... he was still praising her
Ember2 - Word SI. And I wonder if he was talked to after that, because it seemed that he wasn't in the mansion having dinner with everyone else while they were discussing him. and then suddenly came in.
PhanTim - SI, I never got the impression he was sweet on her I always thought that she reminded him of home – clinging to something familiar.
SleepinIn - PT - that could be true too
Wildflower - Me, too, PT, plus I do think he admired her talent
PhanTim - WF, I agree, I think out of them all her voice impressed him the most
Ember2 - Girl has pipes. So does Tara, it just never really came out during Rockstar.

Rewatching the Krack: Waving the Canadian Flag
fortune4me - I think JD really likes Canadians. He was really nice to Suzie and they got Deanna to sing on the CD and the whole EW thing. Damn, why am I not Canadian?
Eejay - f4me - I now pronounce you an Honorary Canadian
fortune4me - OH, thank you, eejay! I would love to be Canadian.
Wildflower - Me, too, please...Canadian?
PhanTim - Hey, *I'm* Canadian! *pogo's* *sings, JD loves Canadians, JD loves Canadians*
FrankenAdan - Wha? Why does she get to be the honorary Canadian? """pouts"""
SleepinIn - Canadian citizenship all around
FrankenAdan - Fine! I'm the honorary Australian.

A Case of Mistaken Identity
Deeceegee - Have to learn to fight Hero
JDIMH - How come DCG? DCG why do I need to learn how to fight? I wanna know how come I need to learn to fight. .. oh well.
FrankenAdan - Because you're a man JDIMH. All men must fight.
Deeceegee - Because you came running to me saying someone (no names) was calling you names!
Deeceegee - JDIMH?
JDIMH - DCG, I’m sorry for whatever, and sorry that I got booted when you said whatever it was.
JDIMH - Yes DCG? and Adan, I already know how to fight.. I DO have a 19 year old bro..
JDIMH - No I did not. did I? Anyways. moving on
Deeceegee - yes you did little bro
FrankenAdan - No, It was me. *I* said that DCG.
FrankenAdan - (Hee. JDIMH is going to have to fight my battles now. yes!)
JDIMH - Adan, I thought so. sheesh..
JDIMH - Adan, I will not fight PT.
FrankenAdan - There's this one girl that's always picking on me... and... See that 6 ft tall chick over by the bar? Go kick her ass!
JDIMH - Adan, PT is anything but 6 ft. Unless this is another trouble maker! No offense PT.
PhanTim - No offense taken, JDIMH, I've been short all my life I'm kind of used to it by now
Ember2 - Me too PT.
JDIMH - Aw, me too -- so far
FrankenAdan - I don't want you to beat up PT. She writes too well and could turn everyone against me.
Deeceegee - Come to think of it , I can't remember PT even calling you a name Hero. Were you fibbing?
JDIMH - DCG, I never said she did... that was Adan (how’d you get this mixed up? Adan's writing is like the total opposite of mine)
FrankenAdan - DCG... PT called me "kumbaya". That's just mean and wrong.
Deeceegee - I know how to scroll back
PhanTim - dcg, I call him lots of names under my breath....just joking, JDIMH
FrankenAdan - Yes, my writing is the opposite of his.
JDIMH - .... Gasp
FrankenAdan - Mine makes sense!
JDIMH - You wish.
Deeceegee - Adan are you whining too, hmmm?
JDIMH - I think we've angered queen DCG
Deeceegee – Hero, where's my crown?

It’s The Gaelic In Her
eejay - Heught! Glenwhorple, hielan' men, great strong whuskey-suckin' hielan' men They were hard-workin', hairy-leggit hielan' men, Slainte mhor, Glenwhorple!
JDIMH - uhm eejay,
Eejay - This is a valuable history lesson - the history of mankind, as seen through the eyes of the Scots
Deeceegee - I'm speechless
Eejay - There's a braw fine clan o'lads as ilka man should ken They are de'ils at the fichtin', they have clured a sicht o'men They have suppit muckle whuskey when to ceildh they gang ben The hielan' men of braw Glenwhorple!Deeceegee - fichtin?
Eejay – fighting. Devils at the fighting
Deeceegee - Of course, how could I not know that!
Eejay - They have killed a bunch (sight) of men
Eejay - They drink great whiskey!
Deeceegee - as do we all
Deeceegee - or at least I do

Loyal Employee
Deeceegee - I hope this doesn't seem rude, just as new guests arrive, I have to leave.
FrankenAdan - Extremely rude.
deeceegee - It's one of my working Saturday's at the Bank. Have to cart out all that money.
FrankenAdan - Have I told you lately that I love you?
Deeceegee - All that money that isn't mine
FrankenAdan - Why did we never consider this angle for the binx account?
PhanTim - Shoot, now I have thoughts of knocking you on the head and stealing the money....anything for the BINX, right?
Cris - What time exactly will you be carting out the money???
SleepinIn - And where is your bank?
Deeceegee - I'll never tell
(deeceegee joined)
PhanTim - Change your mind, dcg?
Deeceegee - Thought you were rid of me eh??
SleepinIn - DCG.. are you rethinking the bank?
tona155 - dcg, that was a short sleep!
Deeceegee - tee hee, night again
PhanTim - I'm going to have to find a sugar daddy
Cris - Too bad dcg would not give up the info on the bank!

Send It In Baggies In a Brown Envelope
secretagentgirl67 - Adan, did you ever send me that information? I have the stash in baggies ready to send
FrankenAdan - Of course not! I'll do it shortly.
Deeceegee - Sounds intriguing... baggies...
FrankenAdan - Oh yes... baggies
secretagentgirl67 - Yes, would you believe that I have to export black shiny stuff to TX?
Deeceegee - Now I MUST know .. please? .. or maybe it's a secret?
FrankenAdan - Dont tell her SAG... she could call an Agent on me
Deeceegee - What is that picture SAG?
FrankenAdan - You squealed? Yo, SAG, wtf is up wit that?
secretagentgirl67 - Adan, - decided it’s better to share. But wtf? what's up with no black glitter in TX?
FrankenAdan - Don't know. We're pretty conservative down here....
secretagentgirl67 - Adan, I know TX is conservative, but what did the black glitter ever do to you?

Talking To The Man Who Wasn’t There
eejay - Hero - you must be feeling good too, right? Just a couple more weeks of exams, and then free time.
This Is The Show - EJ...Hero has left the building
Eejay - Okay, I don't mind talking to his doppleganger clones. (They're people too. well. sort of.)
AlmondLooks - Who are JDIMH's clones??
Eejay - All those little JDIMH's always left over on the right side of the screen.
AlmondLooks - Eejay - how many whiskies did you have??

Who’s In Charge?
AlmondLooks - Hi everybody! Any news?
Eejay - Kira and fortune4me decided to take arollee and go playing on the beach, and they left the technotard in charge. That's news.
AlmondLooks - Don't worry - you can't crash the site all by yourself in that amount of time.
Eejay - And I've had problems, but why worry? If you're a semi-technotard you can really get away with a lot of excuses.

Burning Question
Quietrokbabe - Ok, quick. I need your help. What is the area in New Mexico called where aliens supposedly have landed?
Deeceegee – What’s up QRB?
quietrokbabe - Area 54? 51?
Deeceegee - Area something?
Quietrokbabe - 61? 69? *snort*
PhanTim - 69 with an alien? Now that's just sick. Love you, QRB
Deeceegee - 344645953905903056856?
Deeceegee - Car 54
Quietrokbabe - dcg, you're a smartass
SleepinIn - 51
TheLovedOne - 51 is correct
Quietrokbabe - TLO, you're SURE it's 51? I think I'm confusing it with Studio 54. You know, the disco in NYC in the 70s?
Eejay - home.att.net/~j.e.bayles/...S_4UFO.pdf
TheLovedOne - Area 51, but I think it's in Nevada
PhanTim - Area 51 is the simulated moon landscape
TheLovedOne - Roswell is in NM I think
Eejay - www.ufoarea.com/crashes_roswell.html
Quietrokbabe - Yep, I know for sure it's NM....thanks! brb.....
Eejay - It's Area 54 – Another site says it’s area 51
Deeceegee - Now that we know where and what it is, why did you want to know?
Quietrokbabe - I was asking because I was ever so briefly drawing a blank on the number.

Checking Ember’s Edibility
Ember2 - Sharks are cool. When they are behind glass. Not when they bump into you in the water.
FrankenAdan - You bumped a shark?
Deeceegee - Adan, Kira and arollee saw sharks at an aquarium today. They’re spending the weekend at the beach with f4me.
FrankenAdan - Oh! I thought someone went swimming with the sharks
Ember2 - No a shark bumped into me in Daytona Beach Adan.
FrankenAdan - Ewwww.
JDIMH – I’m going there next year
SleepinIn - Ember that would FREAK. ME. OUT.
Ember2 - It was obviously testing out if I was edible or not. I didn't wait until it came back for a second go.
Deeceegee - Just a little friendly nudge Ember? My bunny does that, but somehow I don’t think it’s quite the same.
FrankenAdan - Awww... a shark went all taste it on Ember... That's sweet.
tona155 - Ember, oh no! Sharks are a perennial problem here. Not that I’ve ever been bumped by one, thank goodness!
Ember2 - The beach guard said that's how they test out what is in the water and separate out the good-eats from the not-so-good eats. They take a few passes, bang the item a couple of times, then move in for a bite. They figured it was a small one, maybe 4 feet, since I was only in water thigh deep, which isn't too deep considering I am only 5 feet tall.

Claired’s Question
fortune4me - Did you guys see the question Claired posed in her Corner? She wants to know what song from the back catalogue we would like to see performed by which contestant from RS INXS. I found it fascinating.
fortune4me -I gave Brandon Mediate. I'd love to hear what he'd do to the lyrics.

Dream On The Beach…..
Ember2 - Pineapple? I had a dream last night that I was eating a pineapple on the beach with Garry and JD.
fortune4me - I wanna eat a pineapple on the beach with Garry and JD. Just saying.
Ember2 - I was fully clothed. They weren't. Le sigh. JD had whipped cream on his pineapple. I was licking my lips watching him.
Dreamer - Ember, oh that sounds like a cool dream!! I wish I could have a dream about any of them and any dream, lol Still no dreams for me - Which is not a good thing going by my screen name, lol
JDIMH - You sure it was your lips you were licking?
Ember2 - I never got to lick anything else Hero, cuz the alarm went off.
FrankenAdan - Well now, it appears that I intruded upon a very interesting, somewhat scintillating, possibly disturbing convo..
Ember2 - Just a dream I had last night Adan. I was on a beach with Garry and JD, and they weren't wearing much, and eating pineapple.
FrankenAdan - Whole pineapple or pineapple rings? Just curious

Jockeying for Position
PhanTim - Hmmm, everyone likes Jon, which is good because then I get Tim all to myself
Quietrokbabe - No you don't, PT.!!! heh, heh.....
PhanTim - QRB, I was a Tim fan before you were born so I get him first
Cjsantiago - If I was walking down the street though, I'd notice Timmy
Quietrokbabe - PT, you're not that much older than me so
PhanTim - lol, QRB
FrankenAdan - Huh? QRB wants Tim?
Quietrokbabe - I've always loved Tim. You know that Adan.
FrankenAdan - I know... I just realized she was going after Tim because she must have left Garry for me.